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[In Russian] Hello, "Blazers"!
Hello, everybody! NFKRZ here!
How are you guys doing today?
Welcome to a brand new video!
And, today, we have a new episode of "RUSSIAN 101"!
Let's go!
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Yes, guys, today — once again — you're going to learn some Russian ...
... with me!
And, actually, my last one has been getting a lot of traction.
A lot of russian viewers are coming in and saying:
"Oh, is this guy American?"
"Is this guy English?"
Or: "Is this guy British or something?"
So, clearly, my "RUSSIAN 101" series is both popular with American, "capitalist swine", and with Russian, "communist bitches".
So, that's great!
And, it's time to do another episode!
In today's episode, guys, we're going to learn some common phrases on how to communicate with gopniks!
So, if you guys don't know what gopniks are, gopniks are basically a common breed of Russian.
A predator.
As Hillary Clinton might say:
"These are the type of kids that are called super-predators".
Basically, a gopnik is a creature that looks a little bit like this: [Image of squatting Russian male]
And, what these guys usually do is that they eat a lot of sunflower seeds.
Then, they also sit in a corner of the street, and just look at the people that are passing by on the street.
And, they might stop these people, try to engage in a sort of contact with them, and start a conflict.
Therefore, leading to taking their phone ...
... or their wallet ...
... or their money.
You know, basically, stealing shit.
They also often travel in groups —
— which could get very, very dangerous.
Alright, let's start the lesson.
The first thing we need to know is when a gopnik actually has an inquiry to talk to us.
When he talkes to us, we need to understand what he needs.
So, basically, the usual phrase that a gopnik is going to say to you when you're passing him on the street is:
[In Russian] Listen, come here, wh*re!
"Slysh" basically means: "Hey, you!" or "Hey!" or "Listen to me!"
"Idi syouda" means: "Come here".
Roman: Get over here! [Mortal Kombat] Scorpion: Get over here!
And, as for «blyat'», I don't think we need any explanation
So, the usual mistake many people can make at this point is to actually stop and come to this guy —
— which is not what you do.
What you do is: walk away or run as fast as you can.
And, most of the time, they'll be too busy drinking beer and eating sunflower seeds to actually start chasing after you.
So, that would actually be the best choice.
But, if you have done the mistake of stopping, and actually coming to the gopniks, and engaging in a conversation with them ...
... you, you ... You're fucking dead mate.
I'm sorry, okay.
You can do nothing about the situation.
And, usually what a gopnik might say to you is:
[In Russian] Listen, whore, give me your phone for a call.
Which — basically — means: "Please give me your phone, so I can give [sic] a call"
And, usually, what a gopnik will do is take your phone, and, well ...
... never give it back.
So, you're fucked, my friend
So, yeah, congratulations, everybody!
You can applaud yourselves.
We have successfully learned about the classic breed of gopniks!
But, what we're gonna talk about now, is a new breed of gopniks that have emerged in Russia, recently, which are called:
"Casuals" (Kazhualy')
Yes, exactly, the name comes from the English word: "Casual".
And, I don't know why the fuck, because the way they act, and the way they dress is everything but casual.
Yes, it sounds strange, indeed.
But, these are the new type of gopniks.
It's fairly easy to identify them.
What they usually like to wear is: all sorts of camo.
So, they wear a lot of camo jackets. Sometimes, even camo pants.
Most of them, however — opposed to regular gopniks' striped Adidas-pants —
— wear really, really tight pants
... which are ...
... which look pretty gay.
And, they also usually wear New Balance shoes.
I don't know why, but that's their thing.
They may appear [sic] a little bit from gopniks, but it's just the same thing.
They are just useless fucks that will never amount to anything in life.
Now here's how casuals operate:
They don't wanna, usually, take your money
or they don't wanna, usually, take your phone and stuff like that.
What they care about is your clothing!
Yes, there is now such a term in russian, as
"Поясни" means "explain".
"за" is like a word, that connects the shit together
and "Шмот" is a slang word for "clothing"
So, basicly, "Поясни за шмот" means
"Explain me, what you're wearing" or "Tell me, why you're wearing this"
You guys might think I'm bullshitting you,
but I'm not.
The thing is, that
if you're wearing clothing of the following brands, such as
Fred Perry
Ralph Lauren Polo
Stone Island
New Balance, once again.
Possibly, even such a common brand as Nike.
You might get stopped in a middle of a street by these casuals.
And the reason why is that this attire,
apparentlym these certain brands are the ones, that are being worn by
football fans and ultra right nazi groups and stuff like that,
like they like that kind of clothing.
For example, Stone Island is a brand that is regarded in Russia
as a brand that neo-nazis wear.
Why?! I don't fucking know!
You guys might think I'm kidding, but it's fucking real.
For example, one of my friends in Moscow
got stopped by a bunch of people asking him to
"Пояснить за шмот".
They asked him, basicly, "What the fuck are you wearing?"; "Why are you wearing Nike shoes?"
They also even ask him why is he wearing a Columbia jacket.
Like, seriously?
And yes, it might be rare or unlikely to happen, but in Russia,
you could actually get beat up for wearing a clothing of a certain brand.
Usually, a common way to evade all questions from these type of people
is to just say this:
So, basicly, to not get beat up for wearing fucking New Balance shoes or
Ralph Lauren Polo shirt, what you need to say is:
"Oh yeah. My mom buys me clothing. I don't know anything about brands, guys. Just my mom bought me this"
And I've never been in this kind of situation, but, apparently it works.
So, there you go!
Anyways, guys, that was pretty much it for this RUSSIAN 101.
For this Russian lesson for today.
Thank you so much for watching this, guys.
I thought i taught you guys a lot about today.
About the Russian culture and the language.
So, it was great
So, smash the motherfucking like for a new episode.
*in Russian* alright, I'll see you in the next video,
*in Russian* Thx for watching, hope u enjoyed,
*in Russian* smash like if you did,
*in Russian* and I'll be seeing you guys I the next video.
[in Russian] Bye ...
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